The beauty of this A Christmas Story - Fragile Wooden Crate Adult Costume is that anything, absolutely anything, could be inside it! Sure, it could be Italian, Mr. Parker, but it isn't necessarily! Ralphie knows what's inside (or at least what he hopes is inside.) This box is plenty big enough to hold, daresay, a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle itself! So make sure to keep the right end up as the box says, so you don't accidentally shoot your eye out!
As soon as you walk into the room or up to the front door, folks of all ages will chuckle and smile at your instantly recognizable costume. The Parkers, Mrs. Schwartz and dear ol' Santa have been part of the pop culture fabric for nearly 40 years. The hilarious movie is a definite Christmas classic but you can bring it front and center a couple months early by wearing this costume on Halloween! Strap a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle on your shoulder and everybody's laughs will turn into howls!
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