Says the following phrases:

• "Take a treat. I hope you get a charge out of it!".
• "Whoa, these tasty morsels are fresh from the lab. Delicious!".
• "Don't worry, I'll make sure the treats no longer scream when you bite into them."
• "If you see the treats start to move, just bash them with a hammer. That usually works.".
• "What's the matter, you don't want a treat? The master won't like that at all!".
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